Wake the Eff Up

We're not the first people to tell you to Wake the Eff Up this year, and we won't be the last. With the energizing effects of cordyceps mushrooms, you’ll be able to power through your day without the jittery downsides of traditional energy drinks. Enjoy me as a caffeine alternative, a pre-workout boost, or mixed with alcohol. More about the mushroom: cordyceps is functional mushroom that contains anti-fatigue properties that increase oxygen uptake and get your blood flowin. It's also parasitic (to insects) and looks kinda like a spooky cheeto.